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Price: $9.99

Sizes: S - M - L - XL - XXL

Colors:

brown w/ black brown w/ white white w/ brown

My kid needs braces and if you are cheap he won't be able to sing a peep

any questions?

     
 
SIZE S M L XL 2XL
WIDTH (pit to pit)
18
20
22
24
26
LENGTH (top to bottom)
27
29
30
31 1/2
32
SHOULDER WIDTH
16 3/4
18 3/4
20 3/4
22 3/4
24
 
 

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Unless you hate nature and probably anything else you don't understand you need this shirt. Guys need it because girls dig a sensitive guy. Girls need it because guys love a girl with a cause and baby girl this is one helluva cause.

Trees are unable to defend themselves against the dumb people who refuse to buy this shirt. I recommend you buy this shirt and defend it with your life. You must fight if needed.

"This shirt may just save the planet" - a scientist

 
 
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