I don't know you if you play sports or know someone who does but they must be filthy rich. If you were always too poor to play sports but can still afford one kick butt t-shirt then you're in luck. I am tired of also rich punks with their tennis and polo making fun of me because I can afford a ball or a stick to hit it with.
It is up to you to fight back against the Elite Sports and Polo Network (ESPN) and all of their million dollar babies by buying this shirt. If you don't feel like activism against the money laden lacrosse players of the world then who will?
But don't think I want to leave out all you rich people. I know you have been dreaming about finally owning a shirt that would let everyone know that they need to stay out of your way when it comes to sports and now you have it. So throw a poor fat man a dollar or two and grab a shirt!
Note: Rich people must buy shirts in lots of 25, because they are rich.
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