background: Date of Birth: No one has been man enough to ask him this question, but if you feel brave then let it fly. If you get cut, www.fatdoug.com claims on responsibility but will testify in court that French Juan was minding his own business and you came up and started making faces at him. Place of Birth: Little French / Spanish North-Eastern Central Mind Your Own Damn Business Favorite Phrase: Prepare for the Legume of Doom! Second Favorite Phrase: You can call me James Bean Favorite Activity: Juan has been fighting since the day his pod broke. Early on, he fought other nearby beans but quickly outgrew the competition available there. He worked a little while as a ticket taker at the local theater, but that was short lived, because he man handled the projectionist. He has since, never worked a regular job and makes his living as a one man butt kicking show. He tours the country in a three-wheeled go-cart fighting all takers. personal note: I learned of the legend of French Juan many years ago and I am now in the position to immortalize him on a t-shirt. If you think this is a funny t-shirt then you are wrong, but you can still buy one. Long live Juan and his Tri-Wheeled Mobile Face Rearranger!!! |
